You touch down on Spooglatorio.
The planet is mostly ocean and the air smells like cotton candy, which is charming at first but after ten minutes you'll get sick of it.
And what a coincidence! You landed directly on top of the Spooglat Island Mall, the center of Spooglat capitalism!
Do you want to be able afford the spaceship or not?
Look me in the face.
Tell me that you seriously don't want the spaceship.