You come to on the roof of the mall.

Well since you're kind of screwed on this planet let's try somewhere else.

What planet do you want to go to?

You're already here and it didn't work out you fool. Try a different planet.

Capitalism fosters innovation. Anyway, you're kinda screwed on this planet so let's try somewhere else.

Ruhumbabumbans are too racist and they won't buy your bags. Try another planet.

You'll die here. Try somewhere else.

You might die here, but you also might be able to sell bags, so this is really your only option.

 

Let's go!

You'd die here for sure. Try again.