You break up with that lame you were with and suddenly you're thriving. Your skin clears, your grades go up, and you discover you're actually hilarious on Hinge. One night you swipe right on someone whose bio just says "Professional Magician" but his pictures give Professional Bedroom Athlete (you feel?). You either chase that d, knowing this is the biggest red flag of your life or you block his ass on Hinge and never tell your friends about this.