You have to stop making these mistakes

You agree to meet him, only to find out his "magic trick" is making your wallet, dignity, and trust issues disappear in one night. He pulls a rabbit out of a hat, but the rabbit immediately Venmos itself $200 from your phone. As you watch your love life go up in smoke (literally, because he sets off a smoke bomb mid-date), you realize you have two options: walk away and become the main character of your own villain arc, or lean in and join him as his morally questionable assistant on the Vegas strip.