You agree, and within 24 hours you're wearing a neon green blazer, screaming about "financial freedom" on Instagram Lives, and somehow you've recruited your RA, your ex, and your dentist into the scheme. But something's off... your "mentor" keeps hinting that the real money is in ancient artifacts. One day they invite you to a "conference," which turns out to be a candle-lit basement ritual involving crystals, tax evasion, and a goat named Steven. Suddenly, you're offered the chance to either become the Supreme Leader of this new cult-pyramid hybrid, or steal Steven the goat and make a daring escape.