You grab Steven by the leash and bolt out of the basement, sprinting past confused cultists who drop their crystals in shock. By sunrise, you're sitting on the campus lawn with Steven, sharing a granola bar. He gazes at you like you're his true chosen one. Word spreads fast: you're the hero who saved a goat from an MLM-cult. You never get your deposit back on the neon blazer, but you do get a new best friend and a permanent ban from all pyramid schemes. Would you like to draw another card?