You've been changing dirty diapers all week but this thing that reaks couldn't have been made by your little bundle of precious joy.
You peel the curtain back and what do you see?
Horse manure...
Turns out, your new home town is growing a little over populated and with an over population of the people, comes overpopulation of horses and carriages in the streets, and with more horses in the streets comes more horse feces?
You bring your child inside. They can't play in these conditions! Who can live like this? Luckily for you, Mayor George Waring Jr. has set up a clean up committee to deal with this issue. He's recruiting helpful, selfless citizens like yourself to join him and clean up New York City.
Do you:
Join the White Wings and help save NYC from its little, ahem, "problem"
Tell your child that it's better they stay inside and let someone else clean up that shi-