JOIN THE WHITE WINGS

So, you like rolling around in horse produced mud, huh?

Okay, I'm sure you don't really want to clean up horse poop as volunteer work, but you do anyway.

And good on ya, as our Aussie friends say down under. You've just managed to impress your child, who can finally, thanks to you and your fellow White Wings, head out and play ball in the street again. What a time to be alive!

Now that your child had all the time in the world to play catch in the clean, barren, horse-poop ridden streets, they've managed to become one of the best ball tossers on this side of the East River.

In fact, they've become one of the best ball players in all of New York.