You're in the backstage kitchen, and you see it - one perfect red apple. If Cate Blanchett were an apple, she'd be this apple - you know this is the one.

You grab it, and you're about to leave when you notice Meryl Streep, a guest on tonight's show, heading into the kitchen.

• Leave - you've got a job to do.
• Stick around in the kitchen for a second - it's Meryl Streep!