You launch your crusade on Instagram Live, and overnight, you go viral. Suddenly you're invited onto podcasts, conspiracy forums hail you as their leader, and your merch line ("Birds Aren't Real, but I Am") sells out. But then... pigeons start showing up at your window. Lots of pigeons. Watching. One even leaves you a tiny envelope. Inside is a note: "Meet us at dawn." Now you must decide: show up and accept your role as the Chosen One of the Pigeon Uprising, or run and spend the rest of your life paranoid, ducking every coo you hear.