The ceremony is beautiful. Cheesy gordita crunches instead of bouquets, Baja Blast champagne, and a priest who's suspiciously just the night shift cashier. As you say your vows, the neon Taco Bell sign flickers and suddenly the restaurant begins to shake. Turns out this Taco Bell is built on an ancient Aztec portal, and by marrying here you've accidentally awakened a dormant taco god who demands tribute. Now you must either ascend as the divine Taco Queen or sacrifice your Crunchwrap to restore balance.