You stomp up to your host's door, ready to rant about being tricked into living among laundry baskets. But when the door creaks open, you're greeted not by your host, but by a council of cloaked grandmothers knitting aggressively. They inform you that you've been "chosen" as the next heir of their underground knitting mafia. They hand you two items: a pair of needles glowing faintly and a map leading to a rival crochet gang's hideout. Now you must decide: accept your destiny as the Knit Lord and lead the mafia into battle, or throw the needles in the trash and run for your life.