You cut your hair, start journaling, and finally block your toxic ex on every platform. Suddenly, the universe rewards you: free guac at Chipotle, straight As on assignments you forgot to submit, and strangers complimenting your "glow."" You are reborn into a social media celebrity. The problem is, your ex has noticed your glow too... Do you slide back to him or pursue your influencer arc and audition for love island?