Dance Battle Failure

Papa Pepperoni overwhelms you with the forbidden move: The Saucy Spiral. He takes pity and offers you a consolation prize: a single crust.
You return home crust-handed. Everyone pretends to be supportive but obviously judges you. You suck at everything, you are terrible and awful and undeserving of the Italian delicacy that is pizza.

But all is not lost! Rumor has it that evil pineapples need to be defeated and this heroic act might give you a chance to redeem yourself. Are you brave enough to try?