Mrs. Obama takes office. She looks around at her desk in the Oval Office that once belonged to her husband. She glances across the Great Lawn and whispers to herself, "Okay, ladies. Now, let's get in formation." She is surrounded by her cabinet consisting of Vice President, Bernie Sanders; Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton; Secretary of the Treasury, J.K. Rowling; Attorney General, Sally Yates; Secretary of Health and Human Services, Laverne Cox; Secretary of Education, someone who is actually educated... She creates a government that mandates education for every child, equality for all citizens, and inclusivity for immigrants who intend to build a life here. Barack Obama rides over the country on a unicorn, sprinkling love dust over the people which reacts poorly with the ignorant racist, mysongyntic, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, xenophobic assholes. They all melt like the Wicked Witch of the West, creating a land full of love and people who strive to prosper. Of...