"I'm doing as well as I can after just being cheated on by my boyfriend. How about you?"
You pick up your coffee from the barista and give him a smile as a thank you.
"You know I love you," he says, "that was just a mistake and I regret it everyday."
You roll your eyes, "you slept with my mom dude, you're disgusting."
People in the coffee shop begin to stare at you and this man.
"Why do you have to be so loud?" He asks hastily.
You make eye contact with the cashier and nod at each other, he suddenly turns the lights off in the shop.
"Whoa, what's up with the lights big guy?" Your ex asks.
You smirk as those in the coffee shop begin to groan and stand up.
Your ex-boyfriend looks around, suddenly realizing he's surrounded by a mob of zombies."What's going on here?!"
"It's what you deserve." You say, as the mob of zombies begins to attack your ex.
You walk out of the coffee shop after thanking the owner and enjoy your lattee as you walk home.
That night you enjoy some Jersey Shore in bed with your cat and look forward to the rest of the weekend.