You go up to the largest guy in the room and give him a firm push.

"Hey buddy you look like a little piss boy!"

Tears well up in his eyes and stream down his long handlebar mustache.

"That wasn't very nice, I'm going to tell Mr. Manager on you."

He begins to walk towards the back room, but accidentally steps on the bottom of your trench coat, revealing your soft, grey body to the room.

"Hey everybody, it's a seal! Let's dunk on this yunk!"


Everybody takes turns punching you in the face, but you lose consciousness after the first one.

You're dead now.