She divides one can of Red Bull into five glasses and pours each one an accompanying shot of jaeger. In one fell swoop, she drops each shot into each glass. Without hesitation, you swallow each glass whole. It's everything you thought it would be. You can feel your thoughts slowing down to a snail's pace. Then you feel your liver explode. Oh shit, seals can't process alcohol. "ARF ARF ARF!" you scream, as your body spasms and seizes.

You're dead.