The Year is 20XX
Humans are a spacefaring species
They interact with many alien species on a daily basis
People have all sorts of jobs that take place in space like bounty hunters and intergalactic shipping services and space bureaucrats.
Hey, there's no need to be like that. How could you not be excited about space?
You're damn right it's cool. Now listen up, fool. You sell handbags.
And you got a dope ass spaceship.
Yeah, the space economy has really been struggling lately. You're barely scraping by because you just bought a spaceship worth 1,200,000 Woolongs.
If you want to break even you'll have to sell at least 300 handbags.
Now go out and sell some bags, fool!
Which planet in this solar system do you want to go to first?
Scraah
Population: 0
Ruhumbabumbus V
Population: 3,895,008,230
Spooglatorio
Population: 5,698,463,002
Borpis
Population: 0
Pibo-Bibo Prime
Population: 456,903
The surface of Scrahh is 462ยบ C. Handbags cannot survive at that temperature. Try another planet.
You have a spaceship stop complaining about how many bags you have to sell.
Ruhumbabumbans are super racist against humans so there's no way you'll sell any bags there. Try somewhere else.
How many times have you said that, huh? I know it isn't true. You're just like your father!
Pibo-Bibo Prime is in the middle of its blizzard season, so entering the atmosphere could be extremely dangerous. Do you want to do it anyway?
