YES. Your successive years are everything and ordinary! You dig up old yearbooks and have a fake, sports-themed wedding that your dad begrudgingly pays for because Adam is still in graduate school. The wedding is filled with the same jocks that couldn't make it to Div 1 colleges and ended up working at Sports Authority. You have three cats and don't know when to have children since the pressure from your parents is already turning you off. "LIFE WITH ADAM :)" Reads your first Instagram caption on your new couple profile.