You should wrap yourself in a body bag.

You start walking on the sidewalk and drop the bag purposefully and as soon as it makes contact with wind it begins to set sail. It flies up high hovering above those walking as well as streetlights and makes its way to the park.
As it enters the park it gets stuck on a tree and finds a home crackling with the wind nearby a squirrel nest.

Later a lucky squirrel finds the bag and smells the oil inside, she sees that you left some crumbs for her and feels eternally grateful. She grabs the bag and scurries to her nest.

As she digs in deep to get the last of the crumbs you left for her she has trouble getting her head out of the bag she suffocates herself on accident.

Good job! You killed a squirrel!

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