"What the actual fuck Mom! What do you mean Apollo is my father?"

"I mean the greek god Apollo is your father and Percy Jackson might not be as fictional as you think"

It's absolutely bizarre, but you know your mom would never lie to you. So that is the truth your father is Apollo.

• You are ecstatic. "This is so cool! My father is literally a Greek god!"
• You are angry and confused. "What the hell?! Sure he's a god but why did he never come to see me then?"