YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE

Entering the Stadium

You are walking through the stadium. All you see is his face. It's plastered on the walls. It's on people's shirts. It's on the cups. There are giant bobble heads around every corner. There are kids running and jumping on a playground that is shaped like him.

From across the walkway, you see him. He almost blends in with all the black and orange. He’s taking pictures with the kids and giving high fives to all the fans.

You make eye contact. You think he is staring you down. It seems as if you two are the only people in the stadium.

What do you do?

Run into the bathroom and hide.
Stand in line trying to pretend he is not there.
Go find your seats.