CONGRATS! YOU HAVE MADE IT INTO THE KNUCKLEHEAD HALL OF FAME!

YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOUR PROJECT X PARTY MORE THAN OTHER HUMAN LIVES!

WE'RE IN A PANDEMIC, OPEN YOUR EYES YOU KNUCKLEHEAD! THIS IS NOT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT; DON'T CELEBRATE.

INSTEAD, DO SOME RESEARCH:

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Credits:

Writers: Matt Arco, Jeff Goldaman

Data from 2000 and 2010 United States Census Data

Images: CBS2 New Work, 6ABC, Seth Wenig, Matthew Strabuk, Trulia, Matt Sholly, Zillow