Escape Your 12th Grade Math Final

A Quest For Glory

Welcome!

In the magical land of AlmaMatera, you find yourself yet again within the grasp of your greatest foe; Honors Algebra. After 12 Years, you are weary of the fight, and require a respit before venturing off to Medieval College. Standing before you is the Evil Madam Dimoto, the most dastardly high school math teacher this side of the Mississippi. (Wait, does that exist yet?) Anyway, your fellow adventurers wait just beyond the gates with elixirs and strange magical mists in tow. You must escape in order to join them on their daring quest to the land of Feet and Lockers.

How do you begin your escape?