you throw on your t shirt from the 1975 concert and your favorite pair of jeans. pulling your hair up into a bun, you descend from your bedroom to the kitchen where your mother is watching kathy lee and hoda. hoda is talking about a new book shes read that your mother bought weeks ago but hasnt touched. she turns to you and looks you up and down.
you always look so pretty when your hair is down...are you not wearing a bra?
ignore her, grab an apple, and head out the side door.