Before you know it, you've already had like 4 beers and a shot of fireball. You can barely walk, but hey, you're the new pong champion, and you're sure this night will be forever remembered by comments scribbled onto your yearbook page. Plus you gotta build up strength for all those college parties. You look down at your phone and see that it's 3 am. Shoot. Your dad has been getting up at 4 on Saturdays because of the new job he got that has an unfortunate 2 hour commute. You know if you don't get home soon, your cover is blown. You're pretty confident you can drive home, after all you were able to accurately throw a ping pong ball into cup. You know your parents always told you they would get you if you ever got yourself into trouble, but you really don't want to disappoint them. And you may be giving up the rest of your senior year if they find out.