You look around to make sure no one is looking and take a handful.

Good.

No one noticed.

You start to walk away feeling safe. This isn't so bad! I don't know what I was thinking. You get to the bottom of the stairs when a man with a leather face and a nice big knife comes out of the bushes. He started yelling about betraying the sign but you start running like a cartoon character until you reach home, go inside, and slam the door.

Never again will you ever go trick or treating. You're parents ask what's wrong as you are out of breath with tears streaming down your face.

What do you tell them?

• A MAN WITH A LEATHER FACE TRIED TO MURDER ME BECAUSE I TOOK A HANDFUL OF CANDY INSTEAD OF TWO PEICES AND I KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE 2 PIECES BUT IT WAS JUST SITTING THERE AND I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD MATTER TOO MUCH BUT IT MATTERED A LOT BECAUSE A MURDERER CAME AFTER ME AND IM REALLY SCARED! I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE SO MUCH CANDY IM SO SORRY FOR NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES BUT I WOULD REALLY LIKE IF YOU CALLED THE COPS OR THE FBI OR THE CIA BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA DIE OVER CANDYYYYYYYYY!!!
• Trick or treating just isn't for me. I would like to not talk about it and sleep with you for the night with the light on. Please and thank you.