You slowly go up to the stairs.
They look creepy!
What if they break?
What if I break something?
What if I don't survive!?
STOP!
You ascend the stairs and wince at every creak.
It's fine! You’re cool!
You reach the door and see it's slightly ajar and hear screaming coming from inside the house. That's soo not terrifying.
Not at all.
Just your everyday screaming from a scary old house...ha...ha...What do you do?